Northern Europe Chained In Ice

Within decades … chained in ice
In our lifetime … chained in ice
Within decades …
In our lifetime …

Won’t all you people gather around me
I’ve got some grave news to tell you all
Sorry to disturb you with my sense of urgency
But we are heading for a great fall

Now you better just take a load off your feet
And listen as I speak
Please don’t make a fuss
That’s right, go on now, have a seat
Global catastrophe is all that’s in store for us

Sorry to interrupt the great unveiling
Of the latest mousetrap and miracle cure
But our way of life is surely failing
And the polar ice caps are melting for sure

So gather around the ones you love
You can even pray to your Lord above
But you best be ready
Prepare your mind, lubricate your soul
And bear witness to our world out of control

Don’t write me off as a prophet of doom
You think I’m only trying to spread gloom
Go ahead then, turn on channel FOX five
But none of us will get through this alive

Here we go, broadcasting live on guerilla radio
To tell you an Ice Age is putting an end to the show
It doesn’t matter what you believe
Or what you’re hiding up in your sleeve

Here it comes in our own lifetime
The greatest arctic winds are coming to Brit town
The largest oceanic shift of the modern era
Haven’t you heard?
The walls are crumbling down!

I can tell you why they’ve kept this so quiet
They’re afraid of panda mania breaking out
They don’t want to deal with the final riot
Don’t worry children, you’re free to shout

We’re all going down together
Yes, we were all equal in the end
No defense against the coming nightmare weather
No more kings or nations for you to defend

It really does make perfect sense
Winter will follow winter year after year
My family, we can’t offer the slightest recompense
By now the message is loud and clear

“What is to be done?” the Children want to know
It’s not your fault – the ice and snow
But I’m tired of you jokers calling me a clown
Let me put it this way, I’ll break it down

Mankind fell, he turned the good earth into Hell
The greedy bastards thought it was all so swell
But the masses did not fare too well
Now we cry fare well, fare well
By now you’re sick to death of the lies they tell
And all the crap they sell

And you know, you know what is to be done
Steal your lives back and worship the sun
Don’t get swamped in guilt, it’s okay to have fun
Trust the Earth mother,
And put down your god damned gun

Now gather around the ones you love
You better pray to every god below and above
People get ready
All your money won't buy back your soul
How can you be so stupid to think you're in control?

Don't laugh at this madman screaming doom
You can fly to mars
I'm crawling back into the womb
You heard me right, you space monkeys won't survive
I can't believe the gorts are buying into that jive!